Basic Rules For Cats Who Have A House To Run
Every kitty needs to understand the basic rules it should know in order to `run` its human household efficiently.
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Cat Mind Games
Leave gifts of small animal body parts in your human’s shoes. Then wait to be praised. Stalk off if not rewarded for your gift.
Cat Rules
A wise old cat gives advice to a naive kitten; Wander gingerly over to the food they just put out. Stretch your neck out and smell it. Then look up at them with that look that says, `What is this crap?`.
Dear Kitties
A cat owner writes her kitties a letter to discuss a few rules for a happier co-existence.
Rules For Cats To Live By
When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you walk backwards up so that the upchuck is as long as your human`s bare foot.