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Signs Your Cat Is Hanging With The Wrong Crowd

  • One day, without your permission, he gets his ears pierced.
  • You find out he’s the lead singer in a heavy metal trash can band.
  • Your credit card is overcharged, mainly for “9-Lives”.
  • You find attached to the refrigerator a note that reads: “Leave a steak on the front porch at midnight, or you’ll never see Spot again”.
  • Too many times a week your cat comes home after one in the morning, totally plastered and with a strong odor of catnip about him.
  • You come home to catch him in the act of raiding your liquor cabinet.
  • He starts wearing a cat collar with spikes on it — and you don’t know where he got it.
  • Several hundred dollars’ worth of phone calls appear on your phone bill to “1-900-PUSSYCAT-MEOW”.
  • You find out that the lifetime’s supply of cat food wasn’t a prize from “Kitten’s Life” magazine, but that your cat has been selling anti-flea drugs in the neighborhood.
  • After failing to get your attention with constant meows and by rubbing up against your leg, your cat pulls out his Magnum-44 and aims it at you, demanding “Friskies” and catnip.

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