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Signs Your Cat Is Plotting World Domination

We all love our kitties… but sometimes we just know they are up to something. 

Here are the 16 signs your cat is plotting world domination…

#16

Kitty sits on your newspaper in the morning and carefully reads the coded message that Garfield sends out every day.

#15

She used to sleep on top of TV, but now shemonitors CNN 24 hours a day.

#14

Meowser is notably absent from home during surprise feline invasion of Poland.

#13

When you enter the room, Snowball and the other members of the Tri-Cateral Commission stop talking and begin playing
with yarn. 

#12

Behind the couch you find a forged passport, plane tickets, and nine suicide bombs.

#11

What you thought was your cat in “heat” is actually a four-legged goose step.

#10

Well, “somebody” subscribed to www.cats.world.domination.

# 9

Autopsy of the last mouse left on your doormat reveals “tattoo” to be blueprint of the UN Building.

#8

The cat is constantly petting that bald man he keeps on his lap.

#7

Kitty Chow spilled on the floor spells out, “Drop the car keys and leave the door open or the dog gets it in the head.”

# 6

Before: Dead mice on the kitchen floor. Now: Dead third world dictators in the basement.

#5

Judging from the kitchen, Kitty seems to be working on some kind of “land mine” technology. 

#4

Fluffy is now sleeping only 21 hours a day, down from 23.

#3

Meow-Meow has recently been acting somewhat… aloof.

#2

What your cat lacks in charisma and good looks, he makes up for with his ruthless handling of annoying saleman knocking at our door.

#1

and the Number 1 Sign Your Cat is Plotting World Domination is…

Somehow, you’re are now subscribed to “Feline of Fortune” magazine.

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