10.
You have begun receiving e-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy”…
9.
There are traces of kitty litter in your keyboard…
8.
You discover you’ve been subscribed to a newsgroups at alt.recreational.catnip…
7.
Your web browser has a new home page: www.feline.com…
6.
Your mouse has teeth marks in it… and a strange aroma of tuna…
5.
You find hate-mail messages in your sent folder to Apple Computer Corp about their release of “Cyber Dog”…
4.
Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it…
3.
You keep finding new software around your house like “Catin Tax” and “WarCat”…
2.
Your instant message ID name has been changed to Iron Mouser…
1.
and the #1 sign your cat knows your internet password is…
You find little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post…






