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Rules For Dealing With Stray Cats

These are strict, unbending rules for dealing with stray cats in our household…

  • Stray cats will not be fed. 
  • Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food. 
  • Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with a little milk. 
  • Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with warm milk, yummy treats and leftover fish scraps. 
  • Stray cats will not be encouraged to make this house their permanent residence.
  •  Stray cats will not be petted, played with or picked up and cuddled unnecessarily. 
  • Stray cats that are petted, played with, picked up and cuddled will absolutely not be given a name. 
  • Stray cats with or without a name will not be allowed inside the house at any time. 
  • Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except at certain times. 
  • Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except on days ending in “y.” 
  • Stray cats allowed inside will not be permitted to jump up on or sharpen their claws on the furniture. 
  • Stray cats will not be permitted to jump up on, or sharpen claws on the really good furniture. 
  • Stray cats may be permitted on furniture but must sharpen claws on new $259.99 sisal-rope cat-scratching post with three perches. 
  • Stray cats will answer the call of nature outdoors in the dirt. 
  • Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the three-piece, high-impact plastic tray filled with Fresh n Sweet kitty litter. 
  • Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the hooded litter pan with a three-panel privacy screen and plenty of head room. 
  • Stray cats will sleep outside. 
  • Stray cats will sleep in the garage. 
  • Stray cats will sleep in the house. 
  • Stray cats will sleep in a cardboard box lined with an old blanket. 
  • Stray cats will sleep in the special Kitty-Komfort-Bed with non-allergenic lambs wool pillow. 
  • Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed. 
  • Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed, except at the foot. 
  • Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers.

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She sights a Bird, she chuckles.
She flattens, then she crawls.
She runs without the look of feet.
Her eyes increase to Balls…

*By Emily Dickinson (Poet)

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