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The Premier Online Magazine devoted
to Persian & Exotic Shorthair Cats

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Musings On Cats

  • Cats are around to remind us why we need opposable thumbs.
  • Never try to out-stubborn a cat.
  • “The cat was created when the lion sneezed.” — Arab Myth
  • 7 cats is a purrfect number
  • 9 out of 10 cats prefer Logitech mice.
  • A cat is just a bundle of purr.
  • A Cat is the Universe’s way of showing us purrfection.
  • A cat is, above all things, a dramatist.
  • A cat stretches from one end of my childhood to the other.
  • A cat will assume the shape of its container.
  • Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
  • Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be.
  • Are cats really intelligent aliens taking over the earth?
  • Be smart as a cat. Make a friend of your enemy’s enemy.
  • Call my cat? No, I just run the can opener.
  • Can you imagine conning eight cats into pulling a sled?
  • Cat + unattended keyboard = garbage all over screen.
  • Cat Bathing Is A Martial Art.
  • Cat’s aren’t clean, they’re covered with cat spit!
  • CAT.COM started. Computer will furball in five seconds.
  • Cat: Ethereal music wreathed in mystery.
  • I understand life and the universe. Cats are beyond me.
  • I’m busier than a one eyed cat watching two mouse holes.
  • If a stud cat gets fixed, its broken?
  • If cats bought cat food, it would wiggle.
  • If I throw a cat out the car window, is it kitty litter?
  • If you butter a cat’s back, what side would it land on?
  • If you want the best seat in the house, move the cat.
  • If you would know a man, observe how your cat treats him.
  • In a cat’s eyes, all things belong to cats.
  • In the eyes of a cat, all wisdom may be found.
  • Innuendo: Where your cat sits to look outside at the birds.
  • It is better to feed one cat than many mice.
  • It is in his own interest that a cat purrs.
  • It’s always darkest before you step on the cat.
  • It’s either rap music, or nine cats in heat.
  • It’s the cat’s house. We just pay the mortgage.
  • Lawyer: A cat who settles disputes between mice.
  • And what are cat diapers called? PamPurrs?
  • McDonald’s Hamburger: $1.50. Can of cat food: $2.50. Hmmmm?

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“It is very inconvenient habit of kittens that, whatever you say to them they always purr.”
*Lewis Carroll (Author, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland)

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