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How Many Cats Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

While we all have our own individual experiences with various breeds, the fact remains that certain breeds have reputations of having a certain “attitude” (cattitude?)… so with a grain of salt and a pinch of wisdom, we humbly suggest that the answer to “How many cats does it take to change a light bub?” depends on which breed you are talking about when you ask that age-old question, “How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?”

Persian: Light bulb? What light bulb?

Exotic: Let the Forest Cat do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.

Turkish Angora: You need light to see?

British Shorthair: Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?

Korat: Korats are not afraid of the dark.

Birman: Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing.

Singapura: I’ll just blow in the Forest Cat’s ear and he’ll do it.

Russian Blue: While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.

Manx: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Maine Coon: Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeaze let me change the light bulb! Can I, huh? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Siamese: Make me!

Norwegian Forest Cat: Just one? I’ll do it. And I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to date, too.

Somali: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re worrying about a burned out light bulb?

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“One cat just leads to another.”
*Ernest Hemingway (American Writer)

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