While we all have our own individual experiences with various breeds, the fact remains that certain breeds have reputations of having a certain “attitude” (cattitude?)… so with a grain of salt and a pinch of wisdom, we humbly suggest that the answer to “How many cats does it take to change a light bub?” depends on which breed you are talking about when you ask that age-old question, “How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?”
Persian: Light bulb? What light bulb?
Exotic: Let the Forest Cat do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.
Turkish Angora: You need light to see?
British Shorthair: Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?
Korat: Korats are not afraid of the dark.
Birman: Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing.
Singapura: I’ll just blow in the Forest Cat’s ear and he’ll do it.
Russian Blue: While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.
Manx: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Maine Coon: Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeaze let me change the light bulb! Can I, huh? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Siamese: Make me!
Norwegian Forest Cat: Just one? I’ll do it. And I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to date, too.
Somali: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re worrying about a burned out light bulb?
