Here’s a list of odd cat truths ‘n stuff…
- CAT – (kat’) n. 1. Dog with an attitude problem. 2. Furry keyboard cover, 3. Alarm clock, 4. A walking ego with fur.
- Cat Game #1: Hah – made you look!
- Cat quote: “Doesn’t take much to entertain a human!”
- An aquarium is interactive television for cats.
- A cat is easier to train than a man.
- A cat is just a bundle of purr.
- A cat is nobody’s fool.
- Cat: Ethereal music wreathed in mystery.
- Cats can eat tuna that has not been mixed with Miracle Whip.
- Cats must climb into their Daddy’s dropped briefs while he is sitting on the toilet.
- A cat, the only self-cleaning appliance in the house.
- A cat’s courage is as strong as a dog’s chain.
- Cat Game #3: Take up the most room on bed.
- Cats must tear into the bag of cat food just to see if it the same as what is in their dish.
- The four cat food groups: Dry, Canned, Natural, Yours.
- You’re not a real person until you’re ignored by a cat.
- Cat Game #10: Hide and go puke.
- A happy cat means a happy household.
- A home without a cat is only a house.
- As anyone who owns a cat knows: no one can own a cat.
