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The Premier Online Magazine devoted
to Persian & Exotic Shorthair Cats

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Cat Stuff

Here’s a list of odd cat truths ‘n stuff…

  • CAT – (kat’) n. 1. Dog with an attitude problem. 2. Furry keyboard cover,  3. Alarm clock,  4. A walking ego with fur.
  • Cat Game #1: Hah – made you look!
  • Cat quote: “Doesn’t take much to entertain a human!” 
  • An aquarium is interactive television for cats. 
  • A cat is easier to train than a man. 
  • A cat is just a bundle of purr. 
  • A cat is nobody’s fool. 
  • Cat: Ethereal music wreathed in mystery. 
  • Cats can eat tuna that has not been mixed with Miracle Whip. 
  • Cats must climb into their Daddy’s dropped briefs while he is sitting on the toilet. 
  • A cat, the only self-cleaning appliance in the house. 
  • A cat’s courage is as strong as a dog’s chain. 
  • Cat Game #3: Take up the most room on bed. 
  • Cats must tear into the bag of cat food just to see if it the same as what is in their dish. 
  • The four cat food groups: Dry, Canned, Natural, Yours. 
  • You’re not a real person until you’re ignored by a cat. 
  • Cat Game #10: Hide and go puke. 
  • A happy cat means a happy household. 
  • A home without a cat is only a house. 
  • As anyone who owns a cat knows: no one can own a cat.

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Garfield’s Law: Cats instinctively know the precise moment their owners will awaken… then they wake them ten minutes sooner.”
*Jim Davis (cartoonist, Garfield)

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