Baking Cookies With Your Cat

• Look in cookbook for cookie recipe.
• Get cup of coffee.
• Get cat off of cookbook.
• Find that special recipe.
• Get cat’s nose out of coffee mug.
• Go to fridge and get eggs.
• Get dry ingredients from cupboard.
• Break eggs in small bowl.
• Sift dry ingredients in large bowl.
• Answer the phone.
• Cat ate eggs; get more from fridge.
• Get cat out of flour bowl and dust cat off.
• Get Band-Aids for scratches on hands.
• Throw flour out and get more.
• Preheat oven for cookies.
• Looking at cat & wanting to bake cat now.
• Cat runs for cover into bathroom.
• Flour the counter to roll out cookie dough.
• Big crash in bathroom; run to see what happened.
• Cat has TP all over floor; stuff spilled and knocked over on top of bathroom counter.
• Yell at cat.
• Cat falls in toilet bowl.
• Can sense cat is angry.
• Take cat out of toilet to dry cat off.
• Get bandages to cover more scratches on arms and legs.
• Cleanup bathroom.
• Hear a thump in kitchen… Oh Golly… now what?
• Get cat off floured counter in kitchen.
• Try to pick out cat hairs from flour.
• Step on cat’s tail and get bitten.
• Get coat, car keys, and go to store to buy cookies!

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